不作死就不會死：8個欠揍的文學角色

Theres nothing quite like curling up with a good book and visiting your favorite literary characters. Theyre wonderful， lovable， and make you feel all warm inside.

But with them come those other characters. The characters that you loathe. The characters that you know you could like， if they just changed that one thing about themselves. Theyre the characters you just want to smack.

These characters arent necessarily bad； in fact， many of them are the protagonists of their stories. But good guy or evil witch， these characters are all in severe need of a wake up call， with a healthy side dose of reality.

Check out our list of 8 famous literary characters wed like to slap. Who would you add to the list？

沒有什么比拿起一本好書、拜訪你最喜歡的書中角色更美妙的了。他們如此美妙可愛，讓你發自內心感到溫暖。

但隨之而來的還有其他一些角色，那些你討厭的角色。你知道，如果這些角色能做出一點改變，你也許就會喜歡上他們。而面對這些角色時，你只想給他們一耳光。

這些角色不一定是壞人；事實上許多還是故事的主角。但不管是好人還是惡魔，這些角色都急需被現實喚醒。

看看我們總結的8個欠揍的著名文學作品角色，你還想把誰加上去？

Romeo Montague， Romeo & Juliet

羅密歐·蒙太古——《羅密歐與朱麗葉》

Oh， Romeo. You only knew her for four days. Did you really have to kill yourself over a girl that you knew for less than a week？ Not to mention， she was only 13， and your romance would be illegal in most countries.

噢，羅密歐，你認識她只有四天。你真的有必要為了一個認識還不到一周的女孩去自殺嗎？何況她只有13歲，你的羅曼史在大多數國家恐怕是非法的。

Harry Potter， Harry Potter series

哈利·波特——《哈利波特》系列小說

Harry Potter is one of the greatest literary characters of our time， but hes also one of the most eminently slappable. Hes constantly not listening to people and breaking rules， then getting into danger for breaking said rules.

哈利·波特是我們這個時代最偉大的文學人物之一，但他也是最欠揍的人物之一。他總是不聽別人的話，破壞規矩，然后因此陷入危險。

Miss Havisham， Great Expectations

赫維辛小姐——《遠大前程》

Miss Havisham adopts a daughter for the sole purpose of using her as a pawn to torment the male species. HOW AWFUL IS THAT？！ Plus， that rotting wedding cake must have made her house smell disgusting.

赫維辛小姐收養了一個女兒，而目的只是利用她作為籌碼來折磨男性。多可怕呀！另外，那個腐爛的婚禮蛋糕一定讓她的房子充滿了惡心的味道。

Amy March， Little Women

艾美·馬奇—— 《小婦人》

Amy March is the reason why the youngest children have a terrible reputation. As a little girl， shes a collicky， spoiled brat， constantly ruining her older sisters outings. As a young adult， shes snobby， uppity and too obsessed with her nose.

艾美·馬奇的存在讓家庭里最小的孩子都有了壞名聲。她還是個小女孩時，就是個愛哭的被寵壞的孩子，總是破壞她姐姐們的郊游。而成年以后，她又勢利、傲慢，而且對自己的鼻子相當自戀。

Jay Gatsby， The Great Gatsby

杰·蓋茨比——《了不起的蓋茨比》

The pitiful， self-centered Daisy Buchanan has been classified for decades as one of the worst characters of all time. But perhaps the real problem with the novel was Jay Gatsby himself. The constant pining over someone as terrible as Daisy is exhausting and makes him every bit as horrible as Daisy.

可悲可嘆、自我為中心的黛西·布坎南一直被認為是有史以來最討厭的角色之一。但也許這本小說里真正的問題出在杰·蓋茨比自己身上?？嗫嗍睾蛳聍煳鬟@樣糟糕的人讓他筋疲力盡，而且讓他和黛西一樣可怕。

The Cat in the Hat， The Cat in the Hat

戴帽子的貓——《戴帽子的貓》

Sure， the Cat seems like a fun guy， until you realize he broke into a home， invited his friends over， trashed the place， and then disappeared without a trace. Also， he speaks in obnoxious rhymes.

是的，這只貓看上去好像很有意思，直到你發現他闖入了一個家庭，還邀請他的朋友一起把這個地方搞得一團糟，然后又消失得無影無蹤。而且他說話的韻腳也很討厭。

Effie Trinket， The Hunger Games series

艾菲·純克特——《饑餓游戲》系列小說

You cant help but want to shake some sense into Effie Trinket. Her positive attitude when sending children to meet their death is nauseating enough to make you want to send her into the arena.

你忍不住想要給艾菲·純克特灌輸一點良知。她把孩子們送去面臨死亡時的積極態度令人惡心，這足以讓你想要把她送上競技場了。

Willy Wonka， Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

威利·旺卡——《查理和巧克力工廠》

Willy Wonka was a confectionary genius. But the factory he manned was an extremely unsafe workplace environment. Children who entered his workplace often went missing for unexplainable reasons — how did no one investigate Mr Wonka for that？！

威利·旺卡是一個糖果天才。但是他的工廠是一個極其不安全的工作環境。進入他的工廠的孩子們總是無緣無故失蹤了。怎么沒有人因此調查旺卡先生呢？！