人形蔬菜

魏勇

有些蔬菜我們是不會在超市里遇到的。為什么？因為它們仿佛是蔬菜世界中的一股泥石流：要么高貴，要么深沉，要么安然銷魂中還帶著點小清新?？粗@些有模有樣的人形蔬菜，你忍心下嘴么？

A sad carrot is thinking

about its life.

I am so beautiful. Please

give me a sofa.

Mum， hug me， I don？蒺t want

to leave you forever.

Oh， my god！What are you

going to do with me？

I am a big foot with leaves.

But where is another foot？

Should I say very good

or berry good？

Yeah～～～， I win the game！

I am the winner??！Yeah～～～

Help！A man forgets his

head here！

I am the king. See how

strong I am！