Jokes 笑話

A Sports Dream

一個關于足球比賽的夢

Mike is late for school. "Why didit make you late？" Mr White asks.

"I watched a football game in mydream，" Mike says. "The garue wentinto extra （額外的 ） time. They playedto decide （決定） a winner（獲勝者）. Icouldn ' t wake up."

A Poor Man and a Coin

窮人和一枚硬幣

A poor man goes to see a doctor.

"Doctor，" he says. "Please helpme. I swallowed （吞下） a coin about amonth ago."

"Why didn' t you come to mesooner（早一點） ？" asks the doctor.

"Well，" answers the poor man， "Ididn ' t need the coin then（那時候）."