Jokes

Too Fast or Too Slow

A man was driving at 130 miles an hour when a policeman overtook him.

“Was I driving too fast， officer” the man asked.

“NO，” the policeman answered， “You were flying too slow.”

太慢或太快

一個男人正在以130英里每小時的速度行駛，當一個警察看見他時。

他問：“我開得太快了嗎？警官?！?/p>

“不”，警察說，“你飛得太慢了?！?/p>

TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher： Tom， why are you late for school every day.

Tom： Every time I come to the corner， a sign says， “School—Go Slow”.

湯姆的借口

老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學遲到？

湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著：“學?！??！?/p>

A Box of Matches

Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches. When Tommy came back， mother asked him，“Did you buy a good box of matches？”

“Yes， Mum.” Tommy replied，” I have tried them all.”

一盒火柴

媽媽讓湯米去馬路對面的商店里買一盒好用的火柴。湯米回來后，媽媽問他，“你買的是好用的火柴嗎？”

“是的，媽媽?！睖谆卮?，“我把它們都試過了?！?/p>

Let Me Take it Down

An elephant said to a mouse， “No doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen.”

“Please， say it again. Let me take it down.” the mouse said. “I will tell a flea what I know.”

為我所用

一頭大象對一只小老鼠說：“你無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西?！?/p>

“請再說一遍，讓我把它記下來?！崩鲜笳f?！拔乙v給我認識的一只跳蚤聽。

The Next Speaker

There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting， but as time went on， he became very boring. Finally when he was through， there was only one man sitting in the large room.

The speaker walked up to the man and said， “Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room.”

“Oh！ Don't mention it！” replied the man， “I cannot leave because I am the next speaker！

下一位演講者

在一個很多人參加的會議中，剛開始演講者說得非常有趣，但漸漸地，他說得越來越令人厭煩。最后，當會議結束的時候，大會議室里只剩一個人了。

演講者走過去跟那個人說：“謝謝你，其他人都走了，只有你還在聽我說?！?/p>

“噢，別客氣?！蹦莻€人回答說，”我不走，是因為我是下一位演講者！”