April Fools Day Jokes

陳銘

俗語說“笑一笑，十年少”，在每年的4月1日這天，似乎“樂子”就更多了……

Seven friends once pulled this at my college cafeteria. One put a hot water bottle filled with pea soup down his chest; he sat at the head of a table， with the other six friends sitting along the sides. When the cafeteria was pretty full of people， he made a loud noise （to attract attention）， stood up， bent over and squeezed his chest. This caused a huge gush of green liquid to spew all over the table; the other six immediately began to eat this green liquid. I think a lot of food went uneaten that night.

I have lived in several different houses with a bunch of guys. Needless to say things got pretty rowdy（粗暴的） sometimes and many were victims of some pretty funny jokes. One of the favorites as I recall （and still is） is to go into the bathroom while the victim is taking a shower， and pour a bucket of extremely cold water on them over the top of the shower curtain. This is quite a shocking experience， and if you are fast enough you can get away before the victim finds out you did it.